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پیشنهاد دو میلیون دلاری به سارا پیلین برای شرکت در فیلم پورنو

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امروز در اخبار امده بود که سزار کاپون« Cezar Capone » کارگردان امریکائی فیلمهای پورنو که در فلوریدا زندگی میکند، پیشنهادی به ارزش دو میلیون دلار به سارا پیلین برای شرکت در یکی از فیلمهای خود ارائه کرده است .

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اقای کاپون سارا پیلین را «یک مادر زیبا و زنی بسیار هوس انگیز در رده سنی بالای چهل» خوانده است ، و گفته است اگر پیلین در فیلم او شرکت کند وی حاضر است شوهر او «تاد پیلین» را هم در تهیه فیلم به عنوان شریک قبول کند.

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گفتنی است که به تازگی فیلم پورنوی دیگری نیز با مضمون سارا پیلین تهیه شده است. این فیلم که ظاهرا مراحل ساخت آن تکمیل شده اما هنوز به بازار عرضه نشده است توسط اقای «لری فلینت Larry Flynt » صاحب امتیاز مشهور مجله پورنوگرافیک «هاسلر Hustler» تهیه شده است. در این فیلم که به نام «Who's Nailin Paylin» مشهور گردیده، از یک هنرپیشه پورن به نام «لیسا ان Lisa Ann» که شباهت فیزیکی زیادی با خانم پیلین دارد استفاده شده است.

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برای دیدن جزئیات بیشتری از فیلم Who's Nailin' Paylin از جمله چند صحنه از فیلم (توجه: پورنوگرافیک) باشرکت خانم «لیسا ان» میتوانید از این لینک استفاده کنید (توجه، محتوای پورنوگرافیک)

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متن فیلم پورنوگرافیک با شرکت همسان خانم پیلین در زیر آمده است. این متن را صاحب کمپانی سازنده فیلم، آقای «لری فلینت» در اختیار سایت Radar Online گذاشته است:

(Open on the PALIN residence, Wasilla, Alaska. Evening. 
Governor SARAH PALIN is sitting on the couch, reading 
"all of the magazines." She is wearing a satin negligee 
and bunny slippers. Her luxurious brown hair is in a bun. 
Her glasses rest just so on the bridge of her nose. TODD 
is out of town on business. TRIGG is peacefully asleep 
upstairs. There is a firm knock at the door. PALIN puts 
down her reading material and goes to answer it.)

PALIN: Who is it?

GRUFF MALE VOICE: It's JOE, the tanning-bed repairman.

(PALIN unlocks the door and opens it)

PALIN: Hiya! You were supposed to be here two hours ago, 
doncha know?

JOE: I'm sorry. My snowmobile broke down outside of Matunska. 
I had to walk the rest of the way.

PALIN: Well, you're in luck. I just baked a batch of 
chocolate-chip cookies. Why don't you come inside and I'll 
fix you a plate of 'em?

(JOE obliges. He takes a seat on the couch. PALIN enters 
the kitchen and returns shortly after with the cookies. She 
gives them to JOE, but not before looking him up and down.)

PALIN: My oh my. That's quite a toolbelt you have on. It 
looks heavy.

JOE: I have a big hammer.

PALIN: Oh, I betcha do. I love a big hammer. But I love 
screwdrivers, too! And wrenches. The fact is I love and 
respect all of America's diverse tools, big and small. 
They're what helps make us so great as a nation. Here, 
let me take that off for ya.

(PALIN takes a seat on the coach beside JOE and starts 
to undo his belt. He stops her.)

JOE: Let's go take a look at the tanning bed first.

PALIN: Oooh, okay.

(PALIN leads JOE to the tanning salon in the basement. 
JOE carefully inspects the machine.)

JOE: Looks like there are just a bunch of screws loose.

PALIN: (seductively) You're in luck. I fully support 
off-shore and on-shore drilling.

(PALIN pounces on JOE and throws him onto the top of 
the tanning bed. She quickly rips off his jeans.)

PALIN: God almighty! You are hung like a moose. Now I 
have to eat ya!

JOE: I'm bigger than a moose. Do you have any 
contraceptives?

PALIN: It's okay. I already took a morning-after pill.

JOE: Um, are you sure it works that way?

PALIN: Are you asking me if I know what a morning-after 
pill is? Because I totally do! I'll get back to ya with 
specifics.

(The two proceed to make furious love in a multitude of 
positions. PALIN amply demonstrates that she has enough 
experience.)

PALIN: Fuck me harder! HARDER! Pound me until my head is 
so empty that I can't even remember the name of the one 
Supreme Court case I actually know! I want it to burn. 
Burn like a banned book. Oh God, Oh God, OH MY GOD! MAKE 
ME SEE RUSSIA FROM HERE!

(After 10 minutes, the two finish.)

PALIN: Wow-eee. I haven't had a ride that good since 
Todd took me for a spin on the back of his Yamaha at 
the Tesoro Iron Dog.

JOE: That was amazing. What now?

PALIN: I feel so alive! Let's grab my gay friend and go 
shoot wolves from the safety of a helicopter.

(End scene)



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